Perfect Dork

Nearly grafted through Perfect Dark Zero in an attempt to whore some achievements (none so far, even though I'm on level twelve out of thirteen!). So far, so not as good as the original or Goldeneye but bless it for being enjoyable enough to complete, despite everything. Until 'Escort Jonathan' comes along and saps my fundrenalin like a gothic girlfriend hell-bent on moving in.

He's probably the best in-game depiction of severe autism I've ever experienced. I'm to escort this 'Top Operative' to the peak of this temple, where a bridge waits for us. I get him to the top despite himself. Every time I break cover, he breaks cover because I've no means of directing him. Every time I get into zoom and squeeze rounds off against some enemy grunts, his head pops up in the way. If someones got a heavy weapon, he'll make a bee-line for any clear space in front of them.

Ten goes in now, there's no checkpoints by the way so there's a whole open space filled with snipers and grunts I've to wade through each time (fun!) and Rain Man still has a deathwish. At this point, we're looking at a gamebreaker. I'm putting it down though safe in the knowledge that in a fortnight when I come back to it, I'll breeze the level like it ain't no thing, because that's what always happens.